SOUP JOKES

ONCE UPON A TIME, a waiter brought a bowl of soup to a customer...and it had a fly in it.

What was it doing in the bowl? "Looks like the breaststroke, sir."

Badaboom. Not very funny.

What if it's a dead fly? Then the waiter says, "Well, you asked for something with a little body in it." Or, "It must have committed insecticide." Or, "Yes, sir, flies aren't very good swimmers."

And what if the customer merely exclaims, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" Then that witty waiter might say: "Don't worry, sir, the spider in the bread roll will get it." Or, "That's possible, the chef used to be a tailor." Or, "Now that fly knows a good soup." Or, "No, sir, that's the essential vitamin bee." Or, "Don't worry, it's not hot enough to burn him."

Worse and worse. Are you detecting a pattern here? These jokes are not funny.