THINGS THAT DON’T EXIST

A successful chinese-Canadian that has Asperger's syndrome and learned to deal with it without help from anyone.
A dog that smells good when it gets wet.
A board game called Richard Rance in The Pants
Post 14715, at the time of this posting
A person who shook someone's hand and thought it was like shaking a wet fish, and then looked down and saw that they actually had a wet fish growing off their stump arm
A person who went to SCS and said 'No'.
A total of the list so far minus any postings that include that guy whose name starts with an R and rhymes with "pants".
Richard Rance's dancing pants
dry rain
Olfactory Puns