Out of town. Back on June 26.

VIRTUAL CORN

Virtual corn maze: I was bored at work today, so I went in the maze... it was too scary for me, so I quit.

GARY’S PAGE

Hello, I’m Gary Duschl of Virginia Beach, Virginia, current record holder of the world’s longest gum wrapper chain.

MUSEUM OF HAIR

When Leila Cohoon tells people she owns a hair museum, they envision old curling irons, hair dyers, and other such tools. However, this is not the case.

There are 159 wreaths and over 2,000 pieces of jewelry containing, or made of, human hair dating before 1900.

According to Cohoon, “It could possibly be the only hair museum in the United States, maybe the world.”

ANTI-ALCOHOL MUSEUM

Welcome to gallery of anti-alcohol posters from Soviet propaganda era.

DIMES MUST DIE

Dimes are the stupidest form of currency ever invented. This web site is dedicated to my utter hatred for Dimes. My goal is to eliminate Dimes from society. I ask that you send me all your Dimes so that I can use them to fund an anti-Dime movement.

WASH AWAY YOUR SINS

When you are weary and suffering the wrath of a pasty tongue, “Mother Teresa Breath Mist” can purge the demons of bad breath. Be merciful to thy friends and neighbors. Two quick spritzes on the tongue bring forth the heavens of freshness and part the turgid seas of an afflicted mouth. Glory and victory to all with fresh breath. Let us be thankful.

SLICKVILLE

SlickVille is a cybertown where the residents show off photos of their slicked hair -- razor sharp parts, big pompadours, tight side fenders, meticulously combed DAs, and hair plastered straight back. It’s a town that is stuck in the early years of Rock ‘n’ Roll and even before in the days of Rudolph Valentino. There’s a barbershop on every corner serving up a hefty greasing with pomade or a soaking with hair tonic.

SPACE CROSS

The Mission: To put a 2-inch cross in space to orbit around the world. This is made from the cross that Arthur Blessitt has been carrying around the world. He is in the Guinness Book of Records for “the world’s longest walk,” now 300 nations, island groups and territories for a distance of 36,200 miles (58,256 km) This is one and one third the distance around the earth! On foot!

Now as an extension of that walk on foot around the world, a 2-inch cross made from that very cross will be put in space orbit above the earth. A cross made from the only cross carried around the world will become the first cross put in orbit around the earth! All Glory to God.

TATTOO CENTRAL

Welcome to the Web’s definitive home for fan tattoos. Here you will find the most comprehensive collection of Star Wars, GI Joe, Transformers, comic characters, Anime and toy-related tattoos known to mankind.

DICK CHENEY FAN CLUB

Take a respite from arguing about politics policy. Let’s talk about something we can all agree upon: The beautiful human being that is Vice President Dick Cheney.

LOST SOCKS

Here are some of the loneliest socks in the world.

THING IN A JAR

Pictured above is the Thing in a Jar that’s usually sitting in my office at work.

The coolest thing about the Thing is that everyone responds to seeing it by asking questions. Where did I find it? Is it an internal organ? Is it some sort of fetus? Would it go well with pasta?

JUST A THEORY

The Periodic Table has problems.

EAT FRUIT

So far, we have reminded 17002 people to eat fruit.

MAIL-ORDER CHICKENS

The site for people who love chickens.

HAPPY POSTER PROJECT

Download your favourite poster(s) from the selection below. Print/photocopy as many copies as you think you’ll need. Put one up at work or home. Then walk down your local High/Main St asking shop owners and managers if you can put a happy poster in their window.

You’ll feel a bit silly at first; that’s to be expected.

If anybody asks you why you want to put a poster up, or what the poster is for, tell them: “I want to make people happy!” Try not to look too crazed when you do this.